The Christmas season has a kind of weird twist to it in the Kingdom. It's not that Christmas is outlawed or anything – some Muslims celebrate Christmas and it's not against the Islamic faith – it's just that it's heavily discouraged. At the University, it's more or less a hanging crime to mention Christmas around the wrong people.
In the University, we are almost encouraged to report each other for any misdemeanor or supposed slight. If someone hears you say something like 'Merry Christmas' or, God forbid, you should say it to the wrong person, you could be called into HR for a talking to.
For the past couple of weeks we have been conducting a Secret Santa project in… well, secret. Every week we give our
victims Secret Santas two gifts, each signed with a "SS" instead of "Secret
Santa" in case the note should fall into the wrong hands.
We fall silent when someone who has reported us before for 'intolerant behavior' (the irony is not lost on us) walks by.
I've been leaving my Secret Santa booby traps of food in front of her door so that when she opens it she inevitable steps on it. You have to make your own fun in the Kingdom.
For the final gift I have gotten her a ball pit. Like a child's ball pit a la Chucky Cheese. She is going to freak and this is the most exciting thing that I can look forward to around the Christmas season. Going to Christmas parties are not any kind of fun without my family around.